My best man Larry just emailed me this.....
Sweet, stressin buddy? Well you shouldn’t b.....OH MY GOD
YOUR GETTING MARRIED, ONE VAGINA FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHAT
ARE YOU GOING TO DO IM STARTING TO
HYPERVENTILATE THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ALL
AROUND ME MY WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN
I'VE GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE MY YOUTH
IS FADING AWAY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING
TO DO OH JESUS HELP US THE END IS NEAR I CANT
BREATHE WHAT IF SHE CHANGES HER MIND AND
LEAVES ME STANDING ON THE ALTER WHAT IF I
CANT SPEAK WHAT IF MY EX GIRLFRIENDS SHOW
UP TO KILL ME OR CUT OFF MY PENIS WHAT IF
MY MOM OBJECTS WHAT IF HER MOM OBJECTS
WHAT IF LARRY ACTS LIKE A DRUNKEN ASSHOLE
WHAT IF I'M A DRUNKEN ASSHOLE OH SWEET JESUS
HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME IM SUFFOCATING I CAN'T
BREATHE I CAN'T SEE I'M BLIND OH GOD GOD HAS
STRUCK ME BLIND CAN I BE FAITHFUL ARE WE GOING
TO HAVE CHILDREN WHAT IF I CAN'T GET AN ERECTION
WHAT IF SHE ONLY LOVE ME FOR MY PENIS OH NO OH
NO OH NO WHAT IF THERE A TSUNAMI AND SHE CANT
SWIM BUT I CAN BUT SHE PULLING ME DOWN OH GOD
HELP DOES SHE LIKE DOGS IM A DOG PERSON I HATE
CATS THEY STING WITH LITTLE TUFTS OF POO
CLINGING TO THERE ANUSES WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO
DANCE I CANT DANCE HOW ARE WE GOING TO LIVE IN
A WICKED WORLD SUCH AS THIS OUR LOVE SO PURE
IN AN EVIL LAND OF TEMPTATION AND WICKEDNESS
OH SHOULD I SHAVE OR HAVE A LITTLE GOATEE ACTION
IF I HAVE THE GOATEE ACTION WILL SHE STILL LOVE
ME WHAT IF SHE ONLY WANTS ME FOR MY MONEY
OH I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY LIKE LARRY THE
MILITARY AND CIVIL SERVANTS DON’T GET PAID WORTH
A SHIT OH GOD I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY HOW CAN I
AFFORD HER OR A HOUSE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING I
HAVE NO ANSWERS WHAT AM I GOING TO DO OH GOD
OH GOD HELP HELP SOS SOS SOS CAN ANYONE HERE ME
I'M SURROUNDED BY SIX BILLION PEOPLE YET IM AND
ISLAND I'M ALL ALONE WHAT IF I'M LATE WHAT IF SHES
LATE WITH HER PERIOD OH NO CAN I STILL FISH WILL
SHE LET ME FISH EVEN IF I COULD STILL FISH I WILL
NEVER FISH AS WELL AS LARRY WHAT IF SOMEONE HITS
ME IN THE EYE WITH A GRAIN OF RICE AND I TRIP AND
WHILE FALLING GRASP HER DRESS TO STAY BALANCED
AND IT COMES OFF AND EVERYONE LAUGHS AND SHE
LEAVES ME OH NO SHES GOING TO LEAVE ME AND I'M
NOT EVEN MARRIED YET OH NO WHAT DO I DO
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you really have time for this crap? Hurry up man your going to screw
something up. No stress.
Larry
My best friend is a bum. hah hah hah
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